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eBay Rage Leading To Hideous Psychotic Behavior! Help!

richespaper (757 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 14:33 PDT
My rage has overtaken me and I've begun mutilating innocent smilies.
I need help. I need help bad!

richespaper (757 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 14:37 PDT 1 of 25
Maybe I'm just bored though.

thecrabdock (66 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 14:38 PDT 2 of 25
Maybe I'm just bored though....
Go put on your pretty lace panties and dance for us.

richespaper (757 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 14:40 PDT 3 of 25
Are any of you sellers trained professional psychologists?

richespaper(757 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 14:42 PDT 4 of 25
Ok, Crabs. Give me a few to get all dolled up.

thecrabdock (66 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 14:51 PDT 5 of 25
Please put on the pretty dangle earrings with the shiny plastic beads too.
Maybe you can wear the pink feather boa? You are so special in that.

richespaper(757 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 14:57 PDT 6 of 25
Sorry it took so long. It was one of those female problems-FTP.

thecrabdock (66 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 14:59 PDT 7 of 25
Love the necklace.

richespaper (757 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 14:59 PDT 8 of 25
[Female Transfer Protocal]

thecountryhorse (8963 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 15:01 PDT 9 of 25
Is that really you??
Brenda

richespaper (757 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 15:01 PDT 10 of 25
Me too. I made it out of styrafoam xmas ornaments. I've sold several on Etsy.
The gals there love me, but I've never actually shown them this picture.

richespaper (757 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 15:03 PDT 11 of 25

"Is that really you??"
A lot of da ladies are pleasantly surprised Brenda.
Maybe it's the dark Mediteranean look.

maxequations (3744 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 15:03 PDT 12 of 25
Hey Riches- I have a stack of ones over here

Gary

richespaper (757 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 15:04 PDT 13 of 25
Coupled with the obvious female sensitive side. I cry often and profusely.

richespaper (757 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 15:05 PDT 14 of 25
Gary, I'm still Mad at you! I paid for a motel room in advance and you never
showed up! I was worried maybe you got in an accident or something!

thecrabdock (66 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 15:06 PDT 15 of 25
I cry often and profusely.
This is a side effect of online selling; especially if you are on ebay. I also notice 'bang'
marks in many ebay sellers heads from hitting their desk so hard.
Maybe you can sell keyboard pillows and make a mint.

maxequations (3744 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 15:08 PDT 16 of 25
Sorry guy - you never emailed the room number

Gary

franksfinefurniture (72 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 15:19 PDT 17 of 25
Riches you are just so pretty!

owen*and*emma (4570 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 15:20 PDT 18 of 25
Perhaps you need a drink ... or two.
~Ann~

richespaper (757 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 15:25 PDT 19 of 25
Frank, you are a master craftsman as well as a gentleman!

richespaper (757 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 15:26 PDT 20 of 25
Wanna see my plum bob?

menagerie1 (4409 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 15:47 PDT 21 of 25
Oh Man! Here's a nickel ¢¢¢¢¢

manddonnacollectibles (2867 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 16:03 PDT 22 of 25

That pic made me laugh

mattieabc (350 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 17:04 PDT 23 of 25
I have a degree in psy think I could make more money at 5 cents a shot
on ebay sellers than on ebay. I love the picture maybe I could open a store.

chopsueysisters(2692 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 17:25 PDT 24 of 25
If you're bored you should watch the Youtube Dance Battle, M&M and the ACDC!
I've been waiting for weeks to the dance batttle!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NECNIKmMgS8
My, my, my
You can't touch this
Break it down!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh

franksfinefurniture (72 ) View Listings | Report Jun-12-08 18:15 PDT 25 of 25
Rich I would love to see your plum bob. Anytime, anywhere.

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